In which Bart records from bed in the middle of the day, discusses why he’s making a major creative change, and announces where he’ll be Friday.

In which Bart recaps all 10 announced houses for 2018’s Halloween Horror Nights, then “runs the jukebox” of musical acts coming to this year’s International Food & Wine Fest at Epcot. Plus more details on the goriest story I’ve ever written...?

In which Bart recaps his family trip to Destin, FL, then talks about Bert Kreischer’s recent experience with his family at Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

In which Bart celebrates 5 years and 200 episodes of Ears Of Steel: The Podcast, officially announces Dojo Pro, and discusses how the work of a late-80's superstar has become the anthem(s) for his life. Plus Jimmy Buffett, getting into Chicago, and, in true Marvel fashion, hides a bonus after the credits.

In which Bart heeds the requests of his faithful audience and gives a recap of his recent trip to Disneyland, along with ample sidetracks, including a quick beer review, and memories of The Adventurers’ Club.

In which Bart reviews Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom immediately after seeing it. Also, "rawr."

In which Bart planned to discuss his trip to L.A. but can’t stop thinking about the loss of Anthony Bourdain.

In which Bart loiters around a laundromat and wonders about Star Trek Land, a new MiB, throws in some free plugs for friends at MegaCon, tries to explain why an occasional cigar is okay, and hints at future travel.

In which Bart gives a free plug to Jesse Blaze Snider's new graphic novel project, King of Kings. Then reacts to the news that Trick R Treat will be back at Universal Studios' Halloween Horror Nights, in an even bigger way.

In which Bart dives into the EoS archive for a few minutes, then discusses DVC housekeeping, opens up about Walt Disney World trip regrets, and then runs off on a tangent about the great Eddie Money!

In which Bart records from the rental car in the Nashville rain between his hotel and Cheesecake Factory. 

In which Bart recaps PodCruise 2018 on the Norwegian Epic, plus a quick trip to Epcot for Flower & Garden, and zombie Vikings???

In which Bart talks about waking up to bad news about his hero Kev, which fortunately turned out not nearly as bad as it could be. Also plus wax museums, a listener-poll about EoS2 content, the Podcruise, and quick Disney news update.

In which I forget everything I had already said before, plus Mickey & Minnie’s Runaway Railway, Mr. Jaws, Pac-Man Fever, EoS 2 update, Double Entendres, “Figuring It Out,” and more!

In which Bart explains his latest absence.

In which Bart discusses family stuff, snack mix factories, trailer park boys, and then peruses the updated Guy Fieri-inspired menu at Planet Hollywood Disney Springs. 

In which Bart recounts his recent trip to Music City, goes over what Fast Passes he's been able to secure for December's Disney trip, and pays tribute to a lost listener. 

In which Bart reviews both the David S. Pumpkins Halloween Special and Michael Jackson's Halloween special, discusses Michael and weird music in his dorm room, talks about seeing Bert Kreischer, and finally makes a handful of announcements, including No Bender November!

Come along with me and Logan Sekulow of the Scarezone Podcast as we attend the opening night media party and R.I.P. Tour of Halloween Horror Nights 2017! 

Beware: This one's not for the kids!

Join me for a full breakdown of my first experience going to Universal Studios Florida's Halloween Horror Nights!

The first part of my crazy 28 hour Orlando trip report. Join me for a review of my whirlwind culinary adventure at this year's Epcot Food & Wine Fest! Plus a brief update on the status of The Castle of the Castle, my YouTube channel, and, other things.

In which Bart announces an unexpected trip to Orlando coming up very, very soon! 

A MobileCast in which Bart rants about yesterday's bull$#&%, laments the final day of The Great Movie Ride and Universe of Energy/Ellen's Energy Adventure, buys pizza for later, and lets you all in on a new challenge he's given himself that hopefully you'll be able to enjoy come Halloween. 

In which Bart returns to check in on his own goals for 2017, talk about success and holding out a hand, and then gives his Cliff's Notes take on some D23 announcements as well the changes to Pirates.

In which Bart examines and dissects a list of rumored changes coming to his beloved Epcot. Happy Fourth of July! And if you're not in the US, have a nice Tuesday next week. 

A Monday Morning MobileCast in which Bart discusses a new Frozen Dessert Party at Epcot, the possibility that Cars 2 never happened, and ponders eating nothing but potatoes. 

After a long absence, Bart is back with a Sunday afternoon LazyCast! Not too exiting, but figured it was time to check back in and explain a bit of what's been going on. 

A gripping 3 parter all in one, in which Bart details his most recent trip to Walt Disney World with his 6 year-old daughter. And yes, ladies and gentleman, this episode also marks the triumphant return (for now) of the EoS MobileCast!!!

In which Bart recounts a very recent trip to the Emergency Room. 

In which Bart tries something new while recording - a live audience - via Periscope, and asks about Twilight tickets, Extra Magic Hiurs, if Wonders of Life should reopen as  an Inside Out attraction. Then he says good night to those watching and talks about The Prince of Egypt, Dreamworks, and Steven Spielberg talking to rocks.

In which Bart mourns the death of the MobileCast (maybe), apologizes for F-bombs (but you know it was funny), and then discusses an expensive epicurean Epcot day while perusing the menus of Coral Reef, San Angel Inn, and Akershus.

In which Bart starts the St. Patrick's Day festivities early, recalls festivities of old, talks about the possibility of a podcast cruise, and tells a very long story about his first Caribbean cruise (and the fate of that majestic vessel!) 

In which Bart discusses funny bad reviews, a weird subtle change to Stacey's theme song, The View at Animal Kingdom, spicy pineapple dogs, and more! 

In which Bart eulogizes the late, great star of movies like Twister and Aliens, then talks about upcoming Fast Pass plans, plus debates whether you can call a giant taco a burrito.

In which Bart recounts another run-in with his arch nemesis, gravity. Then gets misty over Wishes. Finally, a review of another Rainforest Cafe, featuring the new 44 Farms beef.

In a mostly MobileCast, Bart discusses why this is the second attempt at Episode 161, technical update, The Proclaimers, an awesome new podcast project, and then, once home a very brief recap of the Elgin Lit Fest. 

In which Bart enjoys a freak warm day in January, has weird dreams about Miley Cyrus, teases an exciting new endeavor, and asks your opinion about an ethical debate.

A MobileCast in which Bart discusses Epcot's Canada pavilion, trying to stay dry, a great documentary called "LIFE, ANIMATED", and the first celebrity endorsement for The Cats of the Castle.

A nearly lost episode recorded as theclock struck twelve on New Years Eve! Bart discusses NYE parties of old, including drunken Ants in the Pants, plus Alan Thicke, the Disney Parks Christmas Whatever that was, Avatar, cheap 3D, bologna boats, and more! Happy New Year!

A brief Christmas Eve MorningCast just to say Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all my listeners & their loved ones! Let's fire off some goals together!

In which Bart discusses issues with Rainforest Cafe, why he likes Cars, Adam the Woo, and wonders why we can't have gators back now.

A MobileCast episode in which Bart remembers the fine work of Tia Carrere in Wayne's World, laments the ability to not know, reviews Moana, is unimpressed with the Death Star, imagines a Mummy Impossible, and lastly shares a somewhat creepy true Christmas story.

On the night before Thanksgiving, Bart discusses his recent trip to Maryland, a German dragon city, almost crying over a souvenir, and laments passing up $300 from Southwest.

A short EoS MobileCast in which Bart discusses struggling with the time change, egg muffins, and finally makes the announcement he's been waiting over a year to tell you all: The Cats of the Castle is available RIGHT NOW! Here's how to get it & a special request (or two!)

In which Bart celebrates a successful Halloween, even if he did almost break a limb in the process, talks about his first foray into cosplay, takes the kids trick or treating, thinks up a "billion dollar idea" for a Thanksgiving decoration, and discusses breakfasts with Princesses.

Another MobileCast (sorry about that) in which Bart celebrates the Chicago Cubs' NLCS victory and their first World Series in 71 years, rambles about vlogs, recommends you all listen to his appearance on the new parenting podcast Those Are Daddy's Toys hosted by old friend (and sometimes nemesis) Kurt Larson.

A Monday MobileCast in which I discuss burgers with Buffett, the Chicago Cubs, my own history as a baseball fan (and not), Walt Disney World's military resort Shades of Green, and has a realization about the first Ears of Steel that he vows to change.

The 150th episode and final trip report from Walt Disney World in which I rode Frozen Ever After, wait to long for busses, have an incredible burger in Disney Springs, nearly die (not really but felt like it), and experience International Line Relations on Nemo & Friends.

In which Bart talks about getting weepy outside of Disney's Animal Kingdom with Phil Collins, has breakfast in the Rainforest, then meets a bunch of other people in Clermont, and finishes the night at Epcot for food, wine, and Illuminations.

In which Bart returns from Walt Disney World and begins his report on early flying, Pop Century, an afternoon at Disney's Hollywood Studios and meeting Kylo Ren, plus dinner reviews of Tony's Town Square and T-Rex, a review of the new Soarin' at Epcot, and much more!

In which Bart is counting down the days, reviews Blackish at Walt Disney World and the new show Speechless, sets up a (sort of) official EoS Meet & Greet for next week, and finally, is looking for a new man purse.

An EoS MobileCast in which Bart airs some grievances about recent decisions at Walt Disney World; specifically Jasmine's midriff and the loss of Scoop. Plus he's attacked by a bird of prey (not quite) and almost ends up roadkill. Plus a tribute to DAK's Big Red that you can own!

An EoS MobileCast (with some audio issues, for which I apologize, but can only blame the beard) in which Bart recovers from a late night at the Last Fling seeing the Summerland Tour with Sugar Ray, Everclear, Lit, and Sponge. And a LOT of free beer!

In a follow-up to the Steven Tyler "shocker" story, Bart discusses the possible removal of not only a finger, but the entire band Aerosmith, then peruses the drink menu at Tune In Lounge. Plus a Disney surprise, and more.

In which Bart gives his review of the Netflix series Stranger Things, and then gets personal and delves into Walt's own dealings with stress and a nervous breakdown. Plus Labyrinth coming back to the big screen, and more.

In which Bart explains why he now loves 90's pop music, gets excited about A Celebration of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando, is annoyed that Disney altered Steven Tyler's fingers, and leaves you with a little something different.

In which Bart returns from a week in the Wisconsin wilderness for an EOS MobileCast recorded over multiple car rides and days. From pontoon boats to weapons of wasp destruction to Disney villains, this one's all over the place friends!

In which Bart saves a fish that may have been suicidal, or a psycho, gets older, recommends cocktails at Red Robin, but not eating the hot pepper, before finally getting excited about The Rocketeers and speculating about how this could blend two universes now owned by Disney.

In which Bart gets hot, makes ADR's for Disney, dreams of eating with (and maybe sleeping near) Lady & the Tramp, and looks forward to breakfast with monkeys at Rainforest Cafe - but worries about the absence of fish.

Join Bart in a review of the latest menu to be released for the upcoming Epcot International Food & Wine Festival. Then rock out to the newly announced lineup for the accompanying Eat to the Beat concert series.

In this Monday Morning MobileCast, Bart reveals his Ilvermorny house, how bananas and milk take him back to days of "hippy music", is grossed out by strange soda flavors, gets emotionally invested in My 600 lb. Life, and finally ponders if he should risk being stinky for his health.

In which Bart reacts to seeing his favorite podcaster / filmmaker / producer / writer Kevin Smith live.

A late-night episode (but at least it's not a MobileCast) in which Bart discusses Aussie comedian Jim Jefferies, why he's no longer a fan of Captain Morgan, Frozen Ever After at Epcot and "fanboy" anger, and two quick-service food items he can't wait to try when he gets to Walt Disney World in September, all while inexplicably using the term "psyched."

An accidental MobileCast to discuss the latest rumor to come out of Walt Disney World - specifically a possible major development at Epcot's Future World. Is Ellen going the way of the dinosaur to make room for Groot? Will we here the sound of a million fanboys' heads exploding? We'll find out soon enough.

In this Monday Morning MobileCast, Bart immediately shares his experience spending a day as a proxy bodyguard for American entertainment icon, Disney Legend, and the world's most famous chimney sweep, Dick Van Dyke.

A Monday Morning MobileCast in which Bart talks about Chicago baseball, Pure Michigan, his love of Patrick Warburton, and gives his mobile review of Disney / Pixar's "Finding Dory." Hop in and listen!

Recorded on the way home from the Chicago Improve after seeing Bert Kreischer on Friday night/Saturday morning.

Join Bart as he reacts to the latest Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights announcement and considers buying a pickup truck before delving into a serious game of Tiki elimination as he decides which drinks he wants to try at Trader Sam's Grog Grotto in September.

Join Bart on a walk through a farm and an impromptu podcast. Country girls, sharing a sunsets, whinging about menus at Disney, and making a big decision about the trip to Orlando this September.

A Monday Morning MobileCast ON a Monday morning! Join Bart as he gets his car wash on, pines for hot lava, announces a new blog and his new career as a t-shirt magnate! And recommends a new favorite YouTuber!

In which Bart reveals some exciting news, including when and where you might be able to catch him in the fall. Hint: It's in the middle of Florida, and has big mice. As well as writing a sequel (and maybe something new) and a new partnership!

I mean, do you need a description?!?  I saw Captain America: Civil War and I talk about it. There are some light spoilers, but not major plot points. Still, caveat emptor!

In which Bart is really excited for Captain America: Civil War, pines for an unlikely team-up movie for Cap and another WW2 era flying hero, wonders if Star Wars is ruining Disneyland, and is inspired by a YouTube star.

a spontaneous MobileCast turns into a two-parter, in which Bart discusses digging dinosaurs, preschool teacher politics, and whether a Jetsons movie would still work. Then after a short 8 hour break, comes back with a bleedin' nose to talk about the new "bar" at Epcot's Canada pavilion, and what international celebrities should host new Circle-Vision 360 movies in World Showcase.

In which Bart pays tribute to three lost celebrities this week; Doris Roberts, Chyna, and of course, Prince Rogers Nelson. Plus fast-casual Middle Eastern food, channeling Epcot,"setting the stage", and a quick strip to the EoS Library to discuss the literary works of Jimmy Buffett. 

After much technical difficulty, here is your Monday(ish) MobileCast! Come for a ride along the windows down, rant about people who aren't aware of their surroundings, and let me know if you'd like to wear the proper . . . uh, body gear.

A not-so Monday MobileCast in which Bart talks the weather, riding out a real life twister, and why Cars Land will always remind him of bad weather. Then after a short 8 hour break, returns to discuss drinking at the Hollywood Tower Hotel, imagines his own Hanna-Barbera super team, before witnessing an almost tragic-turned-not-so-bad situation.

In which Bart gets hyped about new music by Jesse Blaze Snider, figures he should probably stop swearing on the show given the official announcement he makes, welcomes the end of American Idol, discusses both new trailers from Disney this week -- The BFG and Rogue One, and dips back into his own writing history with a story from the past.

The Monday cast starts to veer off toward negativity with rants about crappy weather and conservative towns and beer neons, but then swerves back, discussing Audiobooks, David Spade, and moving to Florida. Then things really take a strange turn. Does Bart blow off work to chase the elusive white lion? Listen and find out!

Unbelievably, Bart may be the first podcaster with this huge press release from Walt Disney World! This news is wild!

A melancholy show - you've been warned. Reminiscing and flipping through old concert tickets.

A particularly musical Monday morning MobileCast which quickly and inexplicably spirals into Van Halen talk. Plus Steven Tyler's Orlando adventure and more.

An EoS Mobile Cast in which Bart stresses out over work, reviews the new season of Daredevil so far, and makes a bit of an announcement. Plus, everyboddddaaayyy!!!

In which Bart feels off, but discusses the new Kong vehicles in Islands of Adventure, the new steam punk chocolate-themed restaurant in Universal City Walk, and finally reviews Zootopia, and dreams of a Zootopian world he can visit.

Ride along as I pick up pizza from Lou's, coffee from the Double D, talk more Twister, wonder why Universal Orlando didn't go a different way, and make a minor announcement. All live from the Honda Odyssey!

In which Bart is up too late on a school night and discusses the return of 88 Fingers Louie, his own younger, wilder days, watching Fantasia 2000 16 years late, and the special WDW Today even, De Las Puertas!

In a highly unorthodox episode, Bart tests out mobile recording for future podcasts. Enjoy the sounds of stirring coffee, home improvement pondering, and DMX. Plus a lot of Bert Kreischer!

In which Bart discusses the Wonderful World of Disney's Disneyland 60th special, how he doesn't remember Pete's Dragon, trying to get to Halloween Horror Nights, and goes over the menu and musical entertainment of the upcoming Epcot Flower & Garden Festival.

In which Bart tries a special home brew for Paczki Day, reads some long overdue listener email revealing where you all want to be "poured out" after you slip off this mortal coil in honor of Ash Wednesday, and does a little imaginary Ultimate Disney Trip planning, because you asked.

In which Bart discusses Dr. Who sandwiches, Dave Allen at Large, his weekend at the Elgin Literary Fest, Nathan Rabin, and how it all spurred an existential crisis. Plus a little more info on what's coming next.

In which Bart gets all magical. From the Harry Potter Celebration at Universal Orlando to The Magicians on SyFy to Harry Potter and the Cursed Child on the stage in London. Also obsesses about this weekend's Elgin Literary Festival in Elgin, IL and what he's going to say throughout his multiple appearances.

In which Bart pays tribute to the incredible actor, and beloved potions master, Alan Rickman.

In which Bart laments a sad few weeks for Rock n' Roll, paying tribute to Scott Weiland, Lemmy Kilmister, and David Bowie. Then briefly discusses the announced changes at Disneyland in preparation for Star Wars land and how they might affect his next book (or not.) And also starts spending his Powerball winnings already!

In which Bart talks about being sick, how Tamilflu messed up his brain, tries to turn to the Disney Parks Blog to salvage the episode, and gives a very brief, almost Drunk History version of how Disney Home Video began.

In which Bart gives a brief summary of a green Christmas, then dives right into a spoiler-filled review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. You've been warned.

In which Bart spends Christmas Eve Eve waxing rhapsodically about chicken wings and White Castle, gives a little WDW update about a new bar at Disney's Animal Kingdom, and even shares an excerpt from a new Christmas Story.